drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

It is 2014 pls do not call Harry ugly

  1. KID : mommy, i cant sleep, there's a monster under my bed
  2. MOM : that's silly, theres no such thing as mo- OH GOD ITS TEARING MY ARM! Just kidding, he only eats kids, goodnight!

aidn:

i bet if police dogs knew the police were racist they would quit

Wtf I feel cheated I started school 2 weeks ago

Anonymous said:
Don't put Zayn on the same level as Harry please!! Show some respect

crawl out of my ass

notstarling:

having a friend that’s significantly younger than you

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hyperspaceprincess:

when youre desperate to see if someone is hot

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Harry’s beauty is so underrated

benderliam:

thechamberofsecrets:

not tryna be a hater but harry and zayn are so gorgeous and the rest of 1d is just average looking

do you ever just gag like you think you just swallowed a bug but instead you read a shitty post

U can be average looking and still be cute pls let me live

Anonymous said:
All those fakes in your ask saying harry is average probably find michael attractive

I sure hope not

Anonymous said:
Louis has gorgeous eyes and if he put a bit more effort in his looks he would be more than average too

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